So, first let me explain my Dad. Laid back, drives slow and steady, loves poker, could care less about being cool. He does what he likes because it suites him.

So I get a call at 11:00 AM from my Mom asking me if the Buick Lucerne is a good car. I say sure, then at 4:30 PM, I arive at my grandparents house to find a new Buick Lucerne in the driveway. Chrome clad wheel covers and all. Cloth seats, hells yeah, daddy don’t do no mole hair. HID lights hells no, daddy don’t do no HIDz.

So the moral to the story. My dad loves Buicks. Why? They are reliable, not to flashy, and offer just enough creature comforts. My dad is the Buick customer, and as much shit as I talk about GM, my own daddy dearest buys GM.

Scott Digital